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nyxweaver:

grandtrilobyte-eleshnorn:

nyxweaver:

sarkhan-volkswagen:

nyxweaver:

abzan-houses:

nyxweaver:

y’all remember that game in elementary school where each person would say one word and the next person would say a word etc so it’d create a cohesive story? let’s do that:

Two

Thousand

men

ate

their

dicks.

well playtime is over you’re all grounded

and

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tastefullyoffensive:

[@derek_loretto]

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bewbin:

My mom told me to quit playing tennis becuase of all the racquet

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unfollower:

peekaboo is essentially just making fun of babies for not understanding object permanence 

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  • author: she didn't want to eat dinner because she doesn't like chicken noodle soup
  • english teacher: even though it doesn't say it, we can infer that 17 years ago she encountered an attack from chickens while on a trip to africa visiting her great aunt who was dying from pneumonia which she got from chickens that were being harvested for the great feast
  • tumblr: lol fukin stupid teacher
  • loki: blinks
  • tumblr: do you see this? do you see that blink? that fucking blink. it shows how much pain he has inside of him. look at him. all he wants is his father to love him. look at the tears that he is holding back. he's never been the favorite son, he always knew that he didn't belong. this is the fucking blink that makes me love loki. he's not a villain. he's just a scared, lonely child.
  • 1. Are you a virgin?
  • 2. Does anyone besides you know your bra/penis size?
  • 3. Do you know anyone who has any STDs?
  • 4. Were you married when you first lost your virginity?
  • 5. Do you swear under celibacy?
  • 6. When did you first lose your virginity? If you haven't, when would you like to?
  • 7. Have you ever gotten tricked into aphrodisiacs or alcohol for sex?
  • 8. Have you walked in on someone masturbating/having sex?
  • 9. Have you ever seen someone masturbate or have sex with their permission?
  • 10. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
  • 11. If you had to chose one, would you have outdoor sex or car sex?
  • 12. When was the age you first masturbated? Whether you knew it or not?
  • 13. Have you ever helped someone "finish"?
  • 14. Have you ever had an erection in the past month? (clitorial counts, too)
  • 15. When was the last time you have had an erection? (clitorial counts, too)
  • 16. Have you ever had an erection and someone noticed?
  • 17. What is your method of masturbation? (ie. toys, clitorial, prostate)
  • 18. What is your bra/penis size?
  • 19. Has anyone seen your private parts other than yourself or a family member?
  • 20. What is the strangest thing you have ever put up your vagina/anus?
  • 21. Do you like rough sex or intimate sex better?
  • 22. When was the last time you masturbated?
  • 23. When was the last time you had sex?
  • 24. When was the last time you watched porn?
  • 25. Have you ever bought a sex toy? If so, which one did you buy last? First sex toy? If not, which one do you plan on buying when you do?
  • 26. Guys: Circumsized?
  • 27. Which not-genital part of your body do you like being touched?
  • 28. Which genital part of your body do you like being touched?
  • 29. Girls: Are you able to achieve orgasm just through breast stimulation?
  • 30. What color/type of underwear are you wearing?
  • 31. Have you ever sent someone a picture or video of you in the nude? Did it include sexual actions?
  • 32. Have you ever posted a picture of image of you in the nude on a website? Did it include sexual actions?
  • 33. Have you ever anonymously sent/posted a picture or video of yourself in the nude? Did it include sexual actions?
  • 34. Have you anonymously sent a sexual ask to someone on tumblr?
  • 35. When was the last time you have had a wet dream?
  • 36. Which wet dream was your favorite?
  • 37. Is there a friend you would willingly have sex with?
  • 38. Is there a celebrity/character you would willingly have sex with?
  • 39. Have you ever masturbated with someone?
  • 40. Have you ever took a shower with someone that is not a family member?
  • 41. Favorite sexual position? If you are a virgin, which position interests you?
  • 42. Do you like being called a slut or whore in bed?
  • 43. Are you into any BDSM?
  • 44. Have you ever wanted to have sex with someone but knew you couldnt for any reason? Why?
  • 45. Turn on's?
  • 46. Turn off's?
  • 47. Have you ever had a sexual fantasy about someone? Was it about anyone other than your lover?
  • 48. Have you ever had phone sex? Video sex? Chat box sex?
  • 49. What was the weirdest thing that has ever turned you on?
  • 50. Do you like dirty talk?
  • 51. Are you loud or quiet during sex? Masturbation?
  • 52. Have you ever been inturrepted during sex or masturbation? Who/what?
  • 53. Most embarressing sex/masturbation story?
  • 54. Most hilarious sex/masturbation story?
  • 55. What kind of porn do you like to watch?
  • 56. First type of porn you have ever watched? (ie. lesbian, hentai, threesome)
  • 57. What was the most recent type of porn you have ever watched? What category was it under?
  • 58. Most hilarious/stupidest porn you have ever watched?
  • 59. Have you ever fantasized over someone older than you? How much older? Younger? How much younger?
  • 60. Favorite sex toy (if any)?
  • 61. Have you ever had to break up with/divorce someone because you weren't satisfied with their sex?
  • 62. Have you ever used anything/gotten any surgeries to improve sexual performance/feel?
  • 63. If someone you knew asked for a nude image, would you do it? What about a tumblr follower?
  • 64. Have you ever told someone any wet dreams/fantasies you've had about them?
  • 65. Do you like to have sex like they do in pornos?
  • 66. Have you ever confessed to someone that you got an erection over them? What about masturbated to them?
  • 67. Are you able to be secretive when you masturbate? (like able to be quiet so no one can hear?)
  • 68. When was the first time you achieved orgasm?
  • 69. Is there only one way so far that you have been able to achieve orgasm? (ie. only by using toys, only from 1 positon,only from masturbating a certain way)
  • 70. Favorite type of oral?
  • 71. Strangest sexual positon you've tried?
  • 72. Have you ever made up a sexual postion?
  • 73. Girls: During sex, vaginal or anal?
  • 74. Girls: During masturbation, clitorial, vaginal, or anal?
  • 75. Do you like to be dominant or submissive?
  • 76. Have you ever masturbated to someone?
  • 77. Have you ever masturbated because your sexual partner wasn't there when you needed them?
  • 78. Have you ever had a one night stand? Do you still keep in contact with them?
  • 79. Have you ever had a friends with benefits? Are they still beneficial?
  • 80. Have you ever had sex with someone who wasnt your partner?
  • 81. Has any of your partners had sex with someone else?
  • 82. Have you ever gotten pregnant? Were they your lover's or someone else's?
  • 83. Birth control or condoms?
  • 84. Do you ever masturbate to porn?
  • 85. Does anyone know you masturbate? Did you have to tell them?
  • 86. Did your parents ever find out you were sexually active?
  • 87. Do you have any STDs?
  • 88. Have you ever masturbated to a fictonal character or celebrity?
  • 89. Have you ever had sex during "7 minutes in heaven"?
  • 90. Spit or swallow? Or do you not like oral?
  • 91. Have you ever been rejected for sex? Have you ever rejected someone else?
  • 92. Do you have someone who said they are willing to take away your virginity if you havent lost it by a set age or if you just want to have a good time?
  • 93. Have you ever experiented with the opposite sex?
  • 94. When you first lost your virginity, was it intended or spontanious?
  • 95. Has anyone ever walked in when you were taking a shower with someone?
  • 96. Did you ever tell someone once you lost your virginity?
  • 97. Does your lover know if you have masturbated?
  • 98. Does your lover know that you want to have sex with them but cant?
  • 99. Do you like masturbation?
  • 100. (Asker's ask) If i were to ask you if we could have sex, would you say yes?
“In real life, we don’t look at costs. We want something, we buy it.” — Hilariously enough, my microeconomics professor.

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

nantli-miquitzlin:

zarabithia:

ericscissorhands:

“A villain is just a victim whose story hasn’t been told.”

Why is this one of the things recommended for me on my dash.

There’s so much wrong with this.

1. The quote is bullshit, and indicative of everything terrible about our society, which constantly puts the pain of the abuser above those they abuse. 

2 It also grossly furthers the idea that all victims are potential abusers. Which has real life ramifications, because this is actually something that survivors of child abuse fear and one of the reasons they do not always come forward.

3. Bucky has no goddamn business being in this set. He wasn’t a villain. He actually was a victim.

4. We saw Anakin’s story. We KNOW his story. Cool story, bro, but you still murdered children. You are not now and never shall be a fucking victim, but those babies were, so fuck you and fuck your defenders and especially fuck anyone who would think that you are a goddamn victim.

5. We know Magneto’s story intimately. It has been told often. He was a victim once. And then he decided that Genocide was okay. 

6.  Fuck Fake White Khan and we do in fact know Real Khan’s story. He did think he was a victim, but no, he was not. He was a complicated and amazing villain that went against the typical type of POC villains that we get - he was brilliant and clever and not just a “thug.” But he was not a victim (no, not even after the neighboring planet went boom.) 

7. We know Loki’s story too. It’s one of a whiny spoiled brat who keeps trying to commit genocide. 

tldr: Bucky has no business being in this set. The rest of these people are murderous terrible people. They are not victims, though some of them were once. 

I waited to reblog this, specifically for someone to express this^^. tumblr delivered.

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Why is it that people are willing to spend $20 on a bowl of pasta with sauce that they might actually be able to replicate pretty faithfully at home, yet they balk at the notion of a white-table cloth Thai restaurant, or a tacos that cost more than $3 each? Even in a city as “cosmopolitan” as New York, restaurant openings like Tamarind Tribeca (Indian) and Lotus of Siam (Thai) always seem to elicit this knee-jerk reaction from some diners who have decided that certain countries produce food that belongs in the “cheap eats” category—and it’s not allowed out. (Side note: How often do magazine lists of “cheap eats” double as rundowns of outer-borough ethnic foods?)

Yelp, Chowhound, and other restaurant sites are littered with comments like, “$5 for dumplings?? I’ll go to Flushing, thanks!” or “When I was backpacking in India this dish cost like five cents, only an idiot would pay that much!” Yet you never see complaints about the prices at Western restaurants framed in these terms, because it’s ingrained in people’s heads that these foods are somehow “worth” more. If we’re talking foie gras or chateaubriand, fair enough. But be real: You know damn well that rigatoni sorrentino is no more expensive to produce than a plate of duck laab, so to decry a pricey version as a ripoff is disingenuous. This question of perceived value is becoming increasingly troublesome as more non-native (read: white) chefs take on “ethnic” cuisines, and suddenly it’s okay to charge $14 for shu mai because hey, the chef is ELEVATING the cuisine.

” —

One of the entries from the list ‘20 Things Everyone Thinks About the Food World (But Nobody Will Say)’. (via crankyskirt)

OOOOMG my coworker and I were just talking about this wrt mexican food specifically

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Ingredients as well.

Fleur de sel

꽃소금

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suspend:

im still overwhelmed when people like my post or message me like “oh someone knows i exist”

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